Help me build the most "Is this Fortnite" Spongebob deck, to spite my friend

I want to build a deck to spite my friend who realy hate UB and cards that does not fit the traditional magic flavor. You know the type who constantly complains that magic is ruined, but continues to play and buy all the pruducts.

I am going to use Spongebob, [[Jodah, the Unifier]] as my comander.

Help me by suggesting cards that make you go "did they real go there, has this truly become fortnite?" Or cards that has secret lair art that would upset a "traditional" magic players taste.

Thanks in advance