Shoutout to the Disaster Recovery Center for fire victims at Westside Pavilion

This place is like going to the DMV except in a bizarro world where everything goes right.

They've got like 50 different stations where you can get shit done and quickly and somehow it all works.

Need a copy of your deed? Ok. Marriage certificate? Yep. Birth certificate? Takes 5 minutes.

New passport? Sure I'll take one of those, too.

Apply for grants and loans? IDK what I'm signing but yea give me some of that free money. Oh also, get my real estate taxes abated. Done.

Want PPE? Yea I'll take 15 hazmat suits since you're throwing them at me. Why not

In and out in like an hour and get like 17 different things done.

Honestly this is one of the first times I've gone to a governmental office and not wanted to launch myself out one of the windows.

Yes the governmental fire response was shit but whoever put this together got it right.