Markets Are Sideways… So I Looked Into Staking 500% APR??

With all the uncertainty in the market, I’ve been holding more USDT than usual, but it just sits there doing nothing. I looked into options and found a 3-day fixed savings event offering 500% APR on Bitget.
At first, I assumed it was one of those clickbait numbers, but the details looked solid. It’s a fixed-term savings product, meaning you deposit and let it sit for 3 days with no long lock-up and no crazy hoops to jump through.

I don’t normally jump on staking offers, but the fact that it’s such a short-term commitment made me look twice. I checked their past events, and they seem to pay out fine.
Is anyone else doing short-term staking instead of trading right now? Or are you just sitting tight and waiting for volatility to return?