Just wanted to say I’ll miss you guys

With Canadians and Europeans all boycotting American services, I’m gonna miss seeing you

on Reddit, Facebook, Twitter/X, ChatGPT, Gmail, and every other American online platform that you’re using to spite us.

Wish things could’ve worked out… I know it’s hard, but you’ll find some way to use the internet, Belgium…I know you’ll find your purpose some day, Poland…and Canada, oh…my love affair, Canada… Next time I see your premiers chatting at a diner I’ll miss seeing the Heinz ketchup and Sweet n Low on the table…

Just know that the irony is not lost on me, nor are your tears…