Bro So Amon fucking sucks (Mini rant)

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I went in expecting basically a harder Mr. Shakedown. I wouldnt have been surprised or annoyed if he had infinite hyper armor, one shotted me with every hit (Even when I have max HP and Dragon Mail equiped) with slow or predictable moves and like 50 health bars

Instead, I fight some bitch with a cannon that shoots intercontinental missiles that ragdoll me and has an instakill that could probably chew through a sacrificial stone and kill me anyway (Didnt test it so I wouldnt know, but it looked like it could). I felt like Mr Shakedown felt when I grinded to 10 trillion yens. I had to pull out the zap gun due to how annoying that first phase was. Then the second phase started. I was happy finally trowing hands with him, then I heard a chopper and wondered if it'd drop fodder or something. Then I saw it trowing chairs and tables, and I thought it was to give me weapons to beat him (Not that I needed them, but the thought was appreciated)

Then it started getting close to me, wich I didnt notice

me

The my HP was fucking blended into nothing in .3 seconds. Seriously, what the fuck is up with the prop bendler, its so damn annoying. And it follows Amon, so its not like you can even avoid it. Like it was literally several times more dangerous than Amon himself. Amoun never made me use a sacrificial stone. That damned blender chewed through 3 of them. And somehow, ITS NOT EVEN THE WORST PART ABOUT THIS FIGHT

The worst part is the fucking invincibility pills that get dropped around every now and then. They're so damned annoying. I have to be looking around like a hawk while avoiding Amon's hyper armored punches and the blender to spot them and bolt to them, not even because the buff (Even though youre probably meant to need it to be able to combo Amon through the blender), but because if I dont get there the second I see it, AMON WILL, BECAUSE HE'S LIKE TWICE AS FAST AS I AM. And if he does, I have to stop playing the damn game for like a minute. And to add insult to the wound, the fucker can chain them. They drop at around the time it'd wear off. Its so fucking annoying

I get that Amon is supposed to be the ultimate challenge to the game, but like. It wasnt even hard (I beat it on my 2nd try. Then again, I beat every other fight to the death on my first try), it was just fucking annoying. Borderline a chore

Posted Mar 12, 2025, 8:00 PM UTC

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