26[F4A] #online - I don’t normally chase people, but I’d put my Crocs in sports mode for you ;)

Hi, I’m here for the same reason everyone else is, I guess. Something is missing in my relationship. So here I am writing my qualifications and why you should pick me as your daily distraction.

A little about me: I’m a bit nerdy. I love reading, although I’m in a bit of a slump and read exclusively smut… so don’t bring up any self help books lol. I also love playing video games and am often getting distracted and wrapped up in those. Other than that, I can be artsy, but those artsy hobbies are less prevalent. I have a lot of hobbies that cycle in and out tbh so it’s really hard to talk about any of them outside of video games, tbh. Also, there is a sport I am very passionate about that I will scream about… but it is not football or basketball. Send me your best guess (it should be a relatively easy guess).

A little about my personality: I’m sarcastic and witty. I love banter and I will poke fun at you. If you can’t handle a bratty personality like that, I’m not the one for you. But I’m a sweetheart under the sarcastic personality once I open up, I promise.

A little about you: I tend to get along better with older people. Please include your age in your first message or else I won’t respond. I also need a dominant personality to chat with. I don’t really have a type outside of that.

A couple of notes: I’m not interested in ever meeting up. I am not interested in changing either of our situations. I prefer a slow burn, so moving too fast into certain topics or just moving too fast in general will turn me off.

… that’s a long message. Let’s start with an ice breaker? Give me your cheesiest pick up line, since my title is a ridiculous one lol