36 [M4F] #DMV #NoVA #DC The horoscopes tell us we have to duck

There was a time in my life where I briefly found myself writing horoscopes for a living. It was surprisingly difficult to come up with new things to make up all the time. But we like a challenge, right? So tell me what the stars have in store for me, and I'll tell you what their devious plan is for you.

36, fit, darkly handsome, bearded and blue eyed, outrageously humble