Hi, I'm Moony! 27/Canadian switch

OPENING DISCLAIMER:

1. I am fat. This does not mean "curvy" or "chubby". I'm fat. I'm a BBW. I am a big girl. If you ain't about it, you ain't it.   
2. I am looking for a LONG TERM ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. I want someone I can share my life with, and whose life I can share. I want a partner and a friend and someone I can lean on and who can lean on me. Obviously this takes time to develop, but I plan on going slow and you should be okay with this as well. I'm talking weeks to months before we get into anything sexual, and definitely months before we do anything kinky.        a. I do not want children in my life in any capacity.
3. I have a very high sex drive, you don't need to keep up completely but you need to understand that my want for fucking is borderline unrelenting and if you're not in the mood for it YOU NEED TO COMMUNICATE CLEARLY.   
4. I am - very clearly obviously from minute #1 of talking - neurodivergent. I am on the Autism Spectrum, I have anxiety. I generally keep both these things tampered down, and I'm good at coping for the most part but I am human. Should you proceed, you need to be willing to work with me and my weird shit.   

About Me:

I'm a data entry clerk by day and romance writer/gamer/hoarder of fountain pens and polyhedral dice by night. Slave to Capitalism in the streets, nerd in the sheets baybeeeeeee.

Politically I'm very leftist, I'm a democratic socialist and I'm very pro free speech, anti censorship. I'm also pro BLM, pro Ukraine and Palestine. It's important to me that we at least mostly align on politics, so Red Hat Idiots can get the fuck out and if you vote CPC you need to reevaluate your life choices! I am not looking for someone to debate with.  My relationship with gender is that I hate the box society has forced me into as a person with tits and a vag and I really don't relate to the traditional idea of "feminine" at all. 
I'm sparky, high energy, the eternal optimist that everyone should have in their life! Relating to the gender thing: if you've always wanted a Bro you can game with, who is your #1 hype man, who is always in your corner ride or die, and also you can fuck them? That's me, I am the bro! 
My main hobby is writing romances! Most of the time if you message me and I'm not gaming, I'm writing. I have some RPs, I've written 5 novels, I love to write! I also love reading romances, so if you also love reading romances, I'd love to read them together!!! I'll let you read my stuff too, of course.
I love gaming, mostly Minecraft but I've played and enjoyed Warframe (but it scares me so if you're a Warframe person and you wanna explain the lore while we play, I'd love that), Project Zomboid, and a bunch of others! I also love pokemon.  I play DND every Friday and have been with the same group for over 5 years! Sure, a few players have come and gone but the core group is the same and I love my group so much. 
I used to play 40k, and while my army is gone I still love seeing the minis and watching games. I also love board games, and MTG - mostly on Arena or Commander with friends.
I'm also a huge fan of LPOTL (Hail Satan!) and Behind the Bastards (Hail...machetes?), and I love listening to music. I am obsessed with hockey (Habs and Jets, and begrudgingly the Sharks) just like as a heads up, I will talk about it endlessly. My fave players are currently Arber Xhekaj and Brandon Tanev. You think I'm joking, but I watch as many games as I can in a season, sometimes simultaneously. I eat, sleep, and breathe the sport. I follow my local OHL team casually, as well!  I also like baseball (Jays and Tigers), but I'm a pretty casual fan.
Pic of me  

Assorted Dealbreakers

These limits are ABSOLUTE Hard Limits, I will not consider a partner who demands them given or received: Feminization, ABDL, Scat, Blood/Permanent Marks, anal 
Soft limits: Semi-permanent marks, humiliation

Other deal-breakers:

• As stated above, big political differences
• A large part of your personality being devoted to anime; I don't have the attention span to watch TV shows, unless you're willing to wait for me to watch it through several times to actually grok the plot (this will not happen within a calendar year)
• Stoners. I am allergic to cannabinoids, like very badly allergic; you cannot touch the stuff within a week of seeing me unless you want me to have hives
• Other drugs, or heavy alcohol use; I have maybe one drink every other week, and I don't party at all
• Kids, having them, caring for them, I am not a mother
• People who aren't cool with me having guy friends
• People who aren't cool with me being in a romance book club
• Issues with me still living with my dad and/or an unwillingness to work around his existence (it's just awkward trying to hang out when he's home because my PC is in the livingroom, but he's a long-haul trucker so he's gone most nights)
• Jealousy, possessiveness, coming on too hard too fast, sub-frenzy-like behaviours
• Gingers. I'm sorry but both my parents are redheads, I ended up blonde, so red hair just makes me think of my parents.

Who Should You Be:

• Somewhere between the ages of 24 and 32 * no exceptions *  
• Go on Google Maps, find London, Ontario. You must be within a 10 hour drive of there (not my actual location), I am only willing to talk to people who are (fairly) local, in the Eastern Timezone, and are Canadian either by locale or citizenship or you're aware you would need to move up here eventually and are theoretically willing to do so eventually. There is no situation in which I will ever become an American. I DO NOT WANT AN ONLINE-ONLY DYNAMIC
• Beard/Stubble/Facial Hair (it's a kink) 
• Basically, if you could describe yourself as burly, or lumberjack-like, I’ll probably be attracted to you
• You don’t need to be a tall lumberjack, I’m 5’3 on a good day
• Fluent in English and Well-Written (please, god, know some basic fucking grammar and punctuation)
• Someone who thinks I’m cool, or at least adorably nerdy and potentially lovable?
• A switch, please do not message if you’re all Dom or all Sub, it wont work

Please do not message me with "omg you're perfect but I'm outside your requirements" because it makes me think you're an idiot; I'll ignore you anyway, you’re wasting your time.

In your message to me you MUST include: 

A Name, Age, General Location, and a short blurb about yourself.
If you do not include at least a minimum of a paragraph blurb, I will ignore you, hard stop. I put a LOT OF EFFORT into this post, I expect effort in response. I also expect you to take a cursory glance at my profile and get an idea of who I am! I will be checking yours out; if it's blank and your message to me isn't good enough I will not respond, if your profile is only porn, I will not respond. I included a pic, because being rejected because I'm not attractive is exhausting, you do not need to send one right away.