35 [M4F] - #NYC-DC Amtrak train to DC right now

Currently on the Northeast Regional 167 down to DC. Anyone else here and scrolling Reddit?

Zero expectation this will work, but I'm intrigued. If you're not interested in a train hookup, I'd still be so interested to know you're on the train and on dirtyr4r, too. As a consolation prize, I'll even take train hookup stories if this post sparks some nostalgia.

If you're actually onboard and curious... I'm 6'2, fit, attractive with a thick 7.5in.