My life is going nowhere

I have a job that pays jack shit, I don't have a car and instead have a fucking bicycle with no probability of getting a car any time in the next 5 years.

I have no friends and no chances to make friends since transportation is difficult. I'm also pretty sure that I'm going to be single forever because I have a unique dating style, and a fuck ton of relationship trauma too...

All that makes me happy is food and soda. My dinner and cracking open a cold can of soda snd then being induced in a food coma and laying around like a snorlax is the highlight of my day.

Also videogames and movies and shit. Oh and cute cats online, and my real cat. But I'm still so fucked. Trust me, my adulthood is waaaaay better that my childhood, but to be fair my childhood was... fucked to say the least.