Summary: So, there's this buff dude hanging out at his longtime buddy's tattoo studio, getting a tattoo dangerously close to his... well, you get the idea. When the ink's dry, it's bill-paying time, but his buddy's got other plans, and they involve a rather unconventional form of payment.

Feel free to improv and make changes.

There you go.   
 
Exactly how you imagined it. 
 
I gotta admit, this was fun.  
 
The look on some girls' faces when they see this?  
 
Priceless.  
 
And yeah, I threw in my own little twist, 'cause I can. 
 
[Pause] 
 
Not bad? 
 
Dude, I'm a freaking master. 
 
[Pause]  
 
What do you owe me? 
 
You know, I was thinking, we go way back. 
 
I've inked you up plenty of times. 
 
You've got my mark all over your fucking body. 
 
[Pause] 
 
What's my point? 
 
Alright, I ain't one for sugarcoating. 
 
I was thinking you could pay me in a special way. 
 
[Pause] 
 
What am I talking about? 
 
So pretty and so fucking slow. 
 
Let me... 
 
[Pause] 
 
Get on top of you like this. 
 
[Pause] 
 
Get the fucking hint now?

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