NA looking for someone to show me the ropes - returning from hiatus

pretty casual player here (but i still try my best to win) wanting to practice after a long LoL hiatus and eventually get into some ranked play. i like to banter and be a goofball. anyone down to show me the ropes, train me, and turn me into an absolute killing machine?

please be 21+ from NA - i am 33/m/usa