Something funny that happened today

Thompson: *Fronts* "Okay let's get to do some- HOLY SHIT"

Me: "What? What's wrong?"

Thompson: "How many hours did you sleep last night???"

Me: "Uhhh... Five? Wait, no, four."

T: "Jesus, how the fuck are you alive?"

Me: "Coffee and Willpower"

T: "Well, tonight we are hitting bed early."

Me: "What?"

T: "You heard me. Seriously dude, I can barely stand."

Me: "Party Pooper"