[27 /F] Gobber looking for other goobers

Hiya back at it again looking for some buddies to chat with(: I like to play mobile games, chat with strangers about ANYTHING, I like to banter about random stuff. I'm currently in California, I am taken and open to chat with anyone. I offer the following to those who are chill and cool.

-Memes -Dark Humor -Gossip -Give bad/good advice

Skip the boring introductions and tell me why does your nose run but your feet smell?