ODE TO RICE

HE WAS FORGED IN GREATER LONDON, IRISH IN HIS VEINS . //

BECAME A STAR IN WEST HAM, WHERE HE WENT THROUGH GROWING PAINS.. //

HES OUR #8, HES OUR BOX TO BOX, THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM HORSE, ! //

BUT IF YOU NEED A PIVOT , HE CAN PLAY THE SIX, OF COURSE!! //

THEY MADE FUN OF HIS GIRL, SAY SHES THICK, AND RATED HER A 2 .......!!? //

BUT THEYLL NEVER MOCK THAT NIGHT IN LONDON WHEN HE GAVE THEM 2!

Ooooooooh WHEN HE GAVE THEM 2!!!!!!! //

Ooooooooh WHEN HE GAVE THEM 2!!!!!!! //

Ooooooooh WHEN HE GAVE THEM 2!!!!!!! //

MADRID WILL BE RED, AND WE'LL NEVER FORGET, IN FACT WE'LL SAY IT THRICE.... //

COURTOIS WILL HAVE HIS NIGHTMARES WHEN HE REMEMBER DECLAN RICE,
OHHHHH REMEMBER DECLAN RICE!!!!!!!!!!!! ///
OHHHHH REMEMBER DECLAN RICE!!!!!!!!!!!! ///
OHHHHH REMEMBER DECLAN RICE!!!!!!!!!!!! ///

COYG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!