Ugh friggin porch pirates

Who the hell steals a Chewy box? I'm not so mad about the 20 lb bag of cat litter, but the prescription food for my sick kitty was really expensive. The other thing is that I knew it got delivered in the afternoon but it was gone before we remembered to grab it on our way to bed, which means we were actually home when someone strolled up to our porch and walked off with it. This is actually the first time it's happened, I guess because we're not in a very high traffic area, but man, people can be such inconsiderate a-holes.