So I changed my diet because of Season 1
I tried tomato sandwiches for the first time.
No one ever made me a tomato sandwich or offered me one before.
But in season 1 they show up and then in season 3 they make a big deal about using a certain kind of knife for cutting tomatoes (BTW no, a serrated knife is not necessary for tomatoes, you don't want to rip or shred the skin you want to slice).
So about two months ago I put together my first tomato sandwich and ...
White or wheat bread + regular or light mayo + sliced tomatoes = a good fucking sandwich. My preference is for honey wheat bread and light mayo, with Romas.
I cannot stop now. It's so good. I'm so excited to get big and strong and handsome like Alan Ritchson. This is going to work out.
Posted Apr 9, 2025, 8:30 PM UTC
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