It Is All Priced In (to SPUU/GOVZ/GLDMN)

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDMN.

Think SPY will beat earnings this quarter? That's already been priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM. You think insiders don't already know that? SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM is an all powerful, all encompassing strategy that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM decades ago when my grandfather was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc...

Anything you can think of has already been priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscient market. Free will is a myth. SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM has already priced in the heat death of the universe).

So please, before you make a post in LETFs asking whether SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM has priced in tariffs or trade wars or stagflation or whatever, know that it has already been priced into SPUU/GOVZ/GLDM and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.