New zeri ult cooldown??? What is riot cooking?????

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I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of zeri. I try to play malzahar. zeri steals all my kills. I try to play ahri. zeri steals all my kills. I try to play aurora. zeri steals all my kills. I want to play jungle role. Our adc is zeri. I want to play support. Our adc is always zeri.

She grabs me by the throat. I peel for her. I stun for her. I give her all my kills. She isn't satisfied. I do a five man charm. "I don't need cc" She tells me. "Give me more movement speed." She grabs vladamir and forces him to peel all the enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage with ravenous hydra."

I can't give her any more gold, all the enemies are dead. She pings my pyke ult. Its on a 69 second cooldown. "Guess this is the end." She activates lightning crash. She says "I am lightning!" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure ad scaling. What a cruel world