Negative money.

That’s right, fuck it. Negative money. Physical negative $1, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills.

They can be used by the state to issue debt to individuals for small things like parking tickets or to corporations for minor infractions. If you don’t feel like fighting a ticket in court, you could wait for the bills to arrive in the mail. When it’s there, just go to the bank you use and deposit the negative money to pay it at your convenience.