I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Malenia, Blade of Miquella's a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her rotten fucking dex katana out and she pissed on my fucking wife and she said her katana was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Malenia, Blade of Miquella, you got a small katana, its the size of this golden seed except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my katana looks like. That's right baby, all point, no rot, no arcane, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
She fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Lands Between. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Lands Between, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE ERDTREE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MARIKA, I PISSED ON THE ERDTREE YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Lands Between, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
Posted Apr 15, 2025, 7:28 PM UTC · locked