You gotta be kidding me

Thanks for appearing in my dream, really appreciate that (this is sarcastic). I don’t even remember what you were saying in the dream just that I felt like I fell in love with you all over again. I quite literally just sat there mesmerized by your presence. What the f*ck dude. It’s been like 6 months, I know you hate my guts, so why won’t you leave my mind. When you do it’s very brief, but just long enough to take a breath. I just want to know, why you won’t leave me alone.