Writer 1: Listen, we got this character named Avizandum.

Writer 2: Okay.

Writer 1: He killed the main character's mother, was killed by the main character's father, and is the father of the titular character. And, he was the most powerful creature in the world before his death.

Writer 2: That sounds cool. How much screen time does he have?

Writer 1: Five minutes!

Writer 2: Uh, okay. What do we know about him? 

Writer 1: Literally nothing at all. He barely gets a backstory. Anyways, we have Rayla and Callum.

Writer 2: Alright, tell me about them.

Writer 1: See, they start off as friends, but over the course of three seasons become romantic partners.

Writer 2: That sounds sweet and nice.

Writer 1: Yeah, it does, doesn't it?  Anyway, then Rayla leaves.

Writer 2: Bro, why?

Writer 1: I dunno. Also, we got this character named Harrow. His whole thing is that he's obsessed with being fair and just even when it hurts him and the people around him. However, he's committed wrongs and feels like he deserved to die.

Writer 2: Wow. That's a fascinating character. Are we gonna explore-

Writer 1: No! Of course not! We barely explore him!

Writer 2: Oh my god. You could make an amazing show, if you just took your time and put a little bit more effort in, and explored important characters.

Writer 1: So, what I heard was, we need fart jokes.

Writer 2:

Writer 1: So Claudia and Terry wiggle their butts-hey where are you going?

Writer 2: I quit.


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