Chill, affordable barber shops in Montreal?

Can anyone recommend an actually chill barbershop in Montreal? Ideally, one that doesn't include the following popular options:

• You're transported back in time to the days of ye ol' blacksmiths.
• Some live DJ spinning his y'alls next to the barber chair.
• Testosterone is amped by the UFC fight on the big screen on max volume.
• High maintenance, haute coiffure salon (I'm not a runway model!).