No Winner Today

Unfortunately some thoughtless individual stole todays ration and so there is no winner. We are working to bring this person to justice if/when they can be identified and detained.

Posted Aug 10, 2013, 4:39 PM UTC

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Shredder797•

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u/SmightInsanely hilarious
u/NigWantsKFC/r/ImGoingToMiddleSchoolForThis
u/ModeratorBotLiterally Louis C.K
u/Boobies_Are_AwesomeAbout as funny as watching a child die
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u/BarbatisCollumAs funny as downvoting him in r/JerkTalkLobby
u/ExParteVisReligious Fundamentalism
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JasonGD1982•

ಠ_ಠ

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Shredder797•
ModeratorsHow funny they are
u/JasonGD1982Mildly So
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Kesha_Paul•

:'(

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Shredder797•
ModeratorsHow funny they are
u/Kesha_Paulr/funny (secret insult)
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Titan_Transcendent•

You forgot me too.

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HonorConnor•

Do you do anything but post in circljerk and jerktalk?

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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l34kjhljkalarehglih•

Actually THAT

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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How many of the mods are teenagers, honestly? Your humor kinda sucks.

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K_Lobstah•

Actually, none.

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Ok, i'll include 9-12 as teens since you guys are mature for your age.

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Broiie•

K_Lobstah actually grew his first couple of pubes last week. It was neato.

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K_Lobstah•

It was pretty neato, until they ended up stuck between your mother's teeth.

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chipotle_burrito88•

I think killing off one of the moderators or having two of them get married would spice up this season.

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SmightOP•

What about adopting a sassy urban kid that's always cracking wise?

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dhamster•
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[deleted]•

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bendynachos•

If someone stole the ration, they'd use it. Mods are corrupt and stockpiling rations for the winter.

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Starriol•

It was me. What are you gonna do about it??? Hu????? NOTHING! I knew it.

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purpleballs•

These fucking mods are literally putting us in the friendzone. We do everything they ask, we're nice to them, and kiss they're asses, and what do we get? The friendzone! Fuck you mods! If I open the door for you I expect you to give me the next ration post!

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eclectro•

I know his name. It's [Deleted]

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Prcrstntr•

Man, that guy sucks.

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win7-myidea•

Two rations tomorrow then?

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