Seeking a lovely lady for a highly unproductive Netflix session. 43M4F

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You: cute, chill, and okay with pretending to pick a movie for 20 minutes before we ‘accidentally’ forget it’s playing. Me: tall-ish, funny-ish, snack-providing professional with a black belt in pillow fort construction and strategic cuddling.

Must enjoy sarcasm, snacks, and the fine art of pretending this is totally about the show.

Posted May 2, 2025, 3:13 AM UTC

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