Guys

We should buy Reddit.

Not the stock. The actual company.

If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website.

We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make.

I've even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners:

Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization.

Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of "CFO" you'll be "PotatoFart"

NSFW posts will receive special protections--and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW.

Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet.

Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern.

We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod.

Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side--but they're all Wendy's.

I think this is a great idea.

Keep it high and tight.