That Fateful Night You Come Home to Find Adam Goldberg at Your Dining Room Table

That Fateful Night You Come Home to Find Adam Goldberg at Your Dining Room Table

Posted Aug 15, 2013, 5:42 AM UTC

22162
Beanbag_IE•

ready to smash some puss

52
mackinoncougars•

Jeff smashes, Goldberg smushes.

25

Spencer masters.

20
austarter•

"Critical hit"

4
andrew1718•

This is exactly the post that Adam would make after killing Dan and getting on his reddit account.

46
wakd•

"So I hear Donald is leaving the show..."

45
had_too_much•

Spencer & Adam as Greendale students. Awesome.

"Abed and Adam in the Mooooorning!"

8
TriangleDimesSensible Bish•

So basically Abed talking to himself.

4
mackinoncougars•

Forget to return some of his tupperware?

21
UltrabergConsulting Producer•

Too slow on my pistol :{

19
LandonVanBus•

LET THE REALLY TOO COMPLICATED SAW STYLE MURDER BEGIN.

18
[deleted]•

[deleted]

6
UltrabergConsulting Producer•

{Post removed} let's keep things civil, guys. Things you'd say around Dan Harmon's really large kitchen table.

0
LandonVanBus•

I don't think it's UNcivil to suggest that maybe Dan was walking into a trap and that your revenge will be slow and painful. :)

5
HalpTheFan•

"I thought this was meant to be a party..."

"It is."

"Who's it for?"

"Everyone I love"

"Awww...Adam."

"But also for everyone who's alive left in Harmontown..."

GOLDBERG - Based on a True Story - This Season...evil will call out things and be unintentionally obnoxious...

But for realz, I love you u/ultraberg.

15
pyrocat•

Of course Adam Goldberg is on reddit. Why did I not realize this sooner?

3
UltrabergConsulting Producer•

I actually founded this subreddit.

14
pyrocat•

Of course Adam Goldberg founded this subreddit.

15
HalpTheFan•

That's what'll be on your Moon Statue.

Harmontown Subreddit Co-founder.

11
savourthesea•

Uh oh. Which one of them is dead?

10
thewarehouse•

Well, "Dan" posted this, but it's most likely actually Adam wearing what's left of Dan's skin after he flayed him.

15

I think Dan would have wanted his skin sewn into a hoodie. #justice4Trayvon

4
AcemykeI always know when I'm finished•

Twist! Dan submitted this pic to provide an explanation for his sudden disappearance. Adam gets sentenced to 20 years at San Quinton while Dan is half way to his secret moon colony.

2
MrCog•

You're mistaken - the way this will eventually go is Dan one morning wakes up next to Adam wearing Erin's skin as pajamas. "Good morning honey!"

1
darktmplr•

There's something truly eerie and sinister about this picture.

Upon Adam's face is a look of melancholy mixed with a desire for some sort of revenge. He's surrounded by empty seats which will soon be filled by the people whose company he longs for the most, but he knows that they'll just as soon be gone again, and once again Adam will be by himself, alone, under the shining lights above but still in the shadow of the obliviously happy couple whose photograph is on the wall.

Knowing this, Adam realizes that the only move is not to play.

10
de_dust•

I gonna assume that stylish jean jacket is Jeff's.

8
TheOmnomnomagon•

All this talk about how giant your house is, I expected your dining room to look like this.

7

It's California giant.

3
Scorpi978a•

At least he wasn't wearing a red wig this time...

6
Fish93•

"Guess Who's Coming to D&D"

Coming this holiday season

5
Goldenboy451•

I always wondered what the last thing Dan saw would be. Looks like we know.

4
PopWhatMagnitude•

My assumption is he ate dinner at Dan's table (He does that sometimes, don't tell Dan.) became full then refused to excuse himself from the table.

4
sifer6•

Oh, so that's what he looks like. Yikes.

4
not_carlos•

Funny enough he looks exactly how I imagined him.

7
TriangleDimesSensible Bish•

I always imagined him looking like something closer to Eyedea.

3
simbajam13•

I expected him to be beardier. He should grow a beard.

1
AcemykeI always know when I'm finished•

He could be holding a gun under the table.

3
SilentRunning•

careful, Han did shoot first ya know.

2
AC_PhD•

I think we've all had one I those nights

3