Dear reps,

For the love of all things holy and vaguely tolerable, shut the hell up with the off-key sing-talking every other word. You sound like a malfunctioning karaoke machine having a breakdown during open mic night at a Chuck E. Cheese. It’s not cute, it’s not clever. It’s a desperate cry for attention. We’re not laughing, we’re enduring. Get a new gimmick, it’s old AF.