FWI: Trump issues an executive order mandating speech therapy for any permanent residents with "unAmerican" accents

He is already making it so that you have to speak English to do basic work in the country. The next step would be making sure that everyone speaks American English.

Aiming to eradicate foreign accents and homogenize the American population, Trump mandates speech therapy for all permanent residents with accents he deems "unAmerican," basically meaning any accent from a country he doesn't like. So the only accents that become acceptable are American regional dialects and Russian.