Chronically single, childless Millennial men, how many of y’all have embraced the Peter Pan lifestyle?

How many of you single motherfuckers in your 30s and 40s proudly admit to being adult children?

The list of manchild activities includes, but is not limited to (feel free to add your own):

• Living with your parents
• Watching TV shows you should have outgrown as a kid
• Dressing like a bum everywhere you go, as long as you can get away with it
• doings lots of drugs and banging lots of hookers
• Getting into fights with other people over dumb shit
• Having a complete disregard for social rules and values
• Slacking off at your job