Adultery should be integrated into society. Part 1:Commercials

Imagine how fucking hot that'd be:

1. A guy just crashed his family van into a hot blonde's Ferrari. He gets out, panicking. Nobody's hurt, but her car is wrecked. He sweats profusely, since he doesn't have money to pay for the damages. The hot blonde, upon seeing the wedding ring on his finger, just smirks, starts gently rubbing his crotch through his pants and whispers: "I'm sure we can find another solution." Suddenly, a gecko appears. And while the couple fucks like a bunch of horny teenagers in the back of the van, the little guy advertises: "Did you know you can save 15% off your car insurance or marriage in just 15 minutes?"

2. A family of five is at a well known fast-food establishment. While dad is busy keeping the kids (all 18 years and 1 second old, of course 🙄) at bay, mom repeatedly eyefucks the tall, dark and handsome stranger sitting across the restaurant. Sensing her needs, the mysterious stranger points with his head. Excusing herself, she heads for the bathroom, before making a quick detour to the playground nearby. Once atop the giant slide, she meets her secret link, and the two make out like there's no tomorrow. Risking everything, the hunky male rams his thick stick up her from behind, as she's holding for dear life onto the plastic slide, letting everyone have a good look at them. Thankfully, a female restaurant employee winks to the camera before quickly keeps the husband occupied and the kids playing with their "content meal" toys, while mommy gets to enjoy the pounding of her lifetime. Golden arches on a red background appear, the moans of the mother in the rhythm of a familiar tune. The words beneath the M? "we're lovin' it"

3. Close shot of a living room. Young man forgot his and his gf's 5th year anniversary, is walking around their shared apartment panickally. Suddenly, looks at aluminum cylinder on table.

"Alexis, any gift I can buy for my girlfriend before she gets back home in two hours?"

"Searching the marketplace for expensive jewelr-"

"Alexis, any cheap gift I can quickly buy for my girlfriend for our anniversary?"

"Searching the marketplace for cheap jewelry. Found matches to your partner's taste: 1. Now, 50% off. If you buy now, it will be shipped with premium and arrive in less than an hour."

"Perfect. Yeah, add it."

"Would you like to get a second one, as well?"

"Why would I need another one?"

"For 'Dave from work'? It's your 4th anniversary with her."

"..."

"..."

"Thanks, Alexis"

"You're welcome"

A sensual female voice in the background: "Get your girl something she deserves, but don't forget the girl you deserve, as well. Sign up now and get free BBC Friday deals exclusively!"

An arrow arched to a smile appears. Company name.

"We know what you like 😉"

Any other ideas? What do you think?