ChatGPT would like to introduce you to Tyler "T-Bone".
I asked ChatGPT to create the most average Wall Street Bets degen with $20K and here he is:
🧍♂️ Name: Tyler “T-Bone”
📍 Location: My mom’s basement (for tax reasons)
📱 Platform: Robinhood, baby
💰 Portfolio: $20K
💣 Options Strategy: YOLO max pain or max gain
🏆 WSB Flair: [TENDIES GENERAL] 🚀🔥🦍
🎤 Tyler Introduces Himself on Wall Street Bets:
🧨 T-Bone's Portfolio Allocation:
| Asset | Allocation | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| SPY weeklies | 30% | Expire faster than my will to live |
| TSLA/NVDA calls | 40% | Volatility is the point |
| Earnings gambles (NFLX, AMD, etc.) | 20% | Flip a coin, cry |
| Leftover cash | 10% | For averaging down and emotional support pizza |
🧠 Tyler’s Philosophy:
Posted May 4, 2025, 4:45 PM UTC
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