Dear Harold, perhaps you could help us low-born, commoners understand your 'tragic' situation regarding Security in the UK.

What/who are these huge threats to your family (let's be honest here, it's only your wife Her Royal Highness-not). Are these people/countries threats because of your bragging about your 'kills' in your SpARE(me) book? Is that considered self inflicted? How are you able to afford your heavy security across the rest of the world, particularly in countries with much higher violence and Red Security Alerts. Or do these countries include heavily armed security in addition to your enormous appearance fees and mis-spent wardrobe allowance. You are not 'working' Royals in any sense of the word, and have traded (hustled) your name and title for millions and millions of dollars. Why should we commoners have to pay a single pence for anything related to your family? Exactly what is it you believe to bring to the table for Our County? p.s. please ask Ma'am to write your response in a timely manner.