I feel seriously sorry for anyone who experiences this malady!!

I almost died the other night, trying to get "one" out. I was shaking, like literally body quakes. My pulse was all over the place. I honestly wondered if I was going to die...it was THAT bad.I

I won't go into how it finally ended, but it was "relief" beyond description, BUT there were also consequences (hemorrhoids) .

I've been backed up before, but never like that. Never! I'm now afraid to eat...anything!. I could stand to lose weight, but this wasn't how I planned to do it. I'd love to get down to 250 from 280 (as an ex football player). BUT...I never, and I mean NEVER...want to go through that shit again!! Not ever!!

Scared me to death, and scared my wife plenty too. This was no joke.

I tried every laxative on the planet, every supplement. I tried 'softeners' and I tried Olive oil.. Then I got serious. I even tried an enema.

The Enema worked like a hurricane...right up until the blockage, and then everything stopped. It was cramp city after that, and I couldn't move 2 feet from the toilet. I couldn't pass the blockage, but I could pass some other "stuff". It was a tragic mess. I had to get over that.

After a while, I just told my wife to steer clear of the bathroom, and I didn't care how it came out. Whatever worked for my butt, worked for me. (I know this sounds gross, but that's really how it goes).

I was still blocked, big time. No way was this coming out.

To make a long, and tragic story, shorter...I finally cleared it (and that's really the way to describe it too..."cleared it"). Came out like a triple bomb. Suddenly my kidneys and liver felt better. They both were contaminated with waste.

I honestly don't want that to EVER happen again. Like really. Not EVER!!

Told the wife,, I will go seek medical intervention before I ever allow that to happen again.

And, I will too!!