Not everyone needs to “find themselves” by quitting their job and backpacking through Southeast Asia.

Oh, you’re feeling a little lost in life? Don’t worry—just sell all your stuff, book a one-way ticket to Bali, and post a deep Instagram caption about how “corporate life was killing your soul.” That’ll fix everything.

Apparently, personal growth only counts if it happens on a beach at sunset with a smoothie bowl in hand. Bonus points if you mention how “the locals just get it, you know?” You could’ve just gone to therapy or taken a long walk, but sure—fleeing the continent works too.

Meanwhile, the rest of us who are just trying to survive the 9-5 grind without pretending it’s a “spiritual prison” are apparently doing life all wrong. Maybe I’m just not enlightened enough to understand how booking Airbnbs and drinking overpriced coconut water is the key to inner peace.

But hey, if it worked for your soul, I’m happy for you. Truly. Just don’t turn it into a podcast.