[25/F] Just for shits and giggles. Don’t forget, it’s only a joke sweeties

Two fags decide they want a baby. So they jack off in a cup, use the sperm to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant. Nine months later they go to the hospital. They see all the babies in the nursery. "Look" they say "Our baby's the sweetest one. He's not even cryin' at all!". Uh, uh... Goddamn it, what the fuck is it? "Now he's not crying," the nurse says, "Just wait till we get the pacifier out of his ass."