Top Ten recations to Corporal Klinger

10. “Not now, Marjorie! I’m inspecting the troops!”

11. “He’s not a well woman.”

8.  “Klinger, Klinger, Klinger. Where did your mother and I go wrong?”

7. “This may be kind of sudden, you being in women’s clothes and all, but I think I’m in love!”

8. “Let me call you sweetheart, I’m in love with you.”

9. “The decorator’s here.”

10. “You know, Klinger, you're not just another pretty face. You're definitely not just another pretty face."

11. “I like you in anything.”

12. “I couldn’t help but notice something. You’re wearing…a dress."

And the number one reaction to Corporal Klinger:

1. “Horse Hockey!”