The wedding from hell and the bride who deserved it

First I will start with some context.

The bride is a horrible person, I truly could write an entire book series on the horrible things she has done. Im going to list some things so you have an idea of the type of person she was ( I will explain why I say “was” soon).

1. Unalived a litter of puppies (intentionally because she didnt want them).
2. Pretended to have multiple disabilities/diseases 3.stole thousands of dollars from anyone she could 4.vigorously attempted to seduce multiple men that had married into the family (full on flashing them) infront of her husband and 4 children.

Now I will explain the “was” about 2 years ago she had a major accident that left her with minor brain damage. After healing she claimed she had almost no memory of the previous 35 years of her life, and as such refused to take responsibility for anything she had done. Unfortunately most family members believe her and so they welcome her back which is why I had the joy of being at her wedding!

Now on to the actual wedding, despite her and her groom being multi-millionaires the wedding was extremely cheap. Got married under a bridge because it was free kind of cheap. Bride had invited well over 100 people and expected most to come, only about 30 did. But thats okay, it just means less people will need to stand as she only bought 20 chairs for the ceremony.

Im going to do dot points from here on, in order of events otherwise this would turn into a novel!

1.MIL shows up to the bridal sweet in a satin, floor length, 2 sizes to small diamond white dress. 2.bride has to change into her second choice because MIL’s dress was almost identical to hers 3.MIL insisted on riding with the bride so she could walk down the aisle BEFORE bride 4.while everyone is finding their seats the officiant has a verbal smack down with grooms bio dad in front of everyone. 5.while standing at the altar in front of children as young as 1, the highly coked up/drunk best man pulls out his 🍆 to go to the bathroom. 6. The “Videographer” was a 13 year old who got a drone for Christmas which the taped a phone to. He lost control during the vows and almost to bride out 7. Had confetti cannons that got set of inside the aisle (so directly into the wedding partys face). 8.wedding party were 2 hours late to the reception because they wanted to have a sniff fest first. 9.groom forget he gave the hotel key to his dad and so smashed the window to get in. 10.once arrived best man started attempting to fight any male that looked at him for more than 0.5 seconds 11. MILs sister started yelling at her to get son under control. 12.grooms ex-wife (also in white) showed up saying it was now her wedding and bride could leave (heavily intoxicated) 13.grooms step dads speach would have been quite touching if bio dad wasnt constantly yelling insults at him 14.bio dads speach was not touching as it was more insults 15.best mans speach was him yelling into the microphone “GOOD JOB BRO SHES HOT. PROUD OF YOU BROTHA” in a few different ways until he was ushered away by brides maids. 16.best man attempted to fight my brother (14) 17. Grooms steps in and lays his brother flat 18.wedding party illegally set of fire works and spend 2hrs hiding from the police before going back to the hotel and continuing to drink/do drugs.

I left after the best man attempted to swing on my brother. As amusing as the whole ordeal was it was starting to get dangerous.

For the type of person she was im sure some wont believe she fully got her karma but rest assured she did in other ways!