37 [M4F] Texas/USA - My Pros & Cons, a memoir

Hi! Thanks for clicking my post, wanna be friends?? Here are my pros and cons.

Pros:

• Can DEFINITELY jam out in the car to just about any song over 10-15 years old

• Personality type is INFJ, might be a con depending on how you look at it.

• Sometimes im funny (that’s a lie, I’m funny ALL the time not just sometimes).

• I’m human, no need for that CAPTCHA bullshit.

• I can write more than one word at a time as evidence by this message, it’s a dying art.

• You want memes? Oh boy are you in for a TREAT.

• Oh you want puppy pics?? SWEET, I got two rescues who love showing off for the camera.

• A friend who listens and gives good advice? Probably not good, but I’ll listen and give SOME advice!

Now on to some Cons

• I hate being around people.

• I wear a crossbody bag in public.

• I rarely let a song end before switching to the next, I’m sorry.

• I curse like….a fuck ton.

• I sing in the shower.

• Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

• Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

If you need more pros! I can ask my mom, And if you need more cons, I can ask my friends.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope ☺️☺️. Due to difficulty with trying to keep a conversation with someone with the opposite schedule, please be somewhat close to central time. Or just like…not opposite. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊