37 [M4F] Texas/USA- Searching for some connection

HI! Thank you for opening my post, what you are about to read (or ignore) is what has been on my mind lately, but instead of writing paragraphs of things I'm looking for, I'm gonna make a list because who doesn't like lists? Ok still with me? Good, here goes nothing.

Things I am looking for

• A connection of some sort.

• Good morning texts.

• Goodnight texts.

• Random silly selfies or pics

• Pics of our breakfast/Lunch/Dinner because why not.

• Pics of pets! I have a puppy and you will certainly be bombarded with pics of him in his little outfits.

• MEMES!!! How in the heck did we survive before memes were a thing?

• Voice chat, not like right away but once we get comfortable enough, sure! Lets chat until we both fall asleep.

• Would be cool to have similar interests but that's not mandatory.

I'm guessing if you're still reading, you're wanting to know about me now huh? As a self diagnosed introvert, the list goes as follows

Hobbies include...

• Agreeing to plans when I’m in a social mood and then regretting them when the time comes to leave the house.

• Spending too much time preparing for a less than 1 minute phone call and then having to calm down after.

• Hurting my face by fake smiling when I’m around people.

• Wanting to be curled up in bed.

• Missing my puppy.

• Asking for someone’s name, and then forgetting to listen and still not knowing their name.

• Watching my phone ring when someone calls and then immediately sending a “what’s up” txt to avoid conversations.

• Spending too much time on YouTube.

• Listening to music because Spotify is cheaper than therapy.

• Window shopping on Amazon and putting shit I’m never to buy in my cart.

• Complaining that I have no social life when in reality I love staying at home and not talking to anyone for several days in a row.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope ☺️☺️. Due to difficulty with trying to keep a conversation with someone with the opposite schedule, please be somewhat close to central time. Or just like…not opposite. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊