Is there a way to fix the more than sub par software?

I knew razer was always kinda shoddy to begin with but people said that at least their ARGB controller works - its clearly not.
Is there anything I can do to fix it aside uninstalling it and never letting it on my pc ever again?
Cuz so far I tried everything aside from formatting my pc and fuck me if I am doing that just because the software is as broken as it was a decade ago.
I am sick and tired of this being the standard Razer experience for the entirety of knowing them.

I use TWO ports (port five and six) with 8 and 12 LEDs respectively, but according to the software I always am preparing for a rave. Restarting the PC does literally nothing.

The software also tells me that I cant use the effects layer whenever a program/game is running...

... even though EVERYTHING THAT SHOULD KEEP ME FROM IT IS DISABLED! (screenshots taken ~5 seconds apart while still being online in WoW and the chroma app obviously being disabled)

Thanks in advance for the ego and rage bait comments and otherwise unhelpful posts that, as per Reddit usual, wont answer the actual question and just tend to derail the topic and try to tone police the post.
Save to say, I, as always, dont expect an answer to this question - thank you if youre actually providing one nonetheless, you da real G