[REQUEST][PS5][2nd try] Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, digital version.

Hello again. My name is Rodrigo Rodney Rodriguez-Rodriguez (no relation to THE Rodrigo Rodney Rodriguez-Rodriguez), son of Rodriguez Rodrigo Rodriguez-Rodney.

Those of you who saw my last request already know this, but for those who haven’t. I am not from this world. I can’t explain it, but the one way to get me back to my version of Earth is the video game Assassin’s Creed: Shadows. On my Earth, I would buy this myself because on my Earth I’m human. On this Earth, however, I’m a mailbox shaped like the mascot of the Miami Dolphins. In the time since I last posted I’ve been hit on by not one, but three delivery people, two persistent mailmen, and a German Shepherd. You read that correctly. Not by, hit on.

You must put me out of my misery, please buy me this game so that I can go back to not being hit on by the overzealous FedEx driver. Not that I hate it, per se. I just hate being a fucking mailbox. The only way I can get home, is if you buy me Assassin’s Creed: Shadows. Reminder, the only reason I know that getting me that game would send me home is that my father, Rodriguez Rodrigo Rodriguez-Rodney (son of John Smith) was stuck as a vanity Florida license plate that said “2COOL4U” and a plucky doorknob salesman was able to help him out.

I have no plucky doorknob salesman to assist me, I’ve got you. Please. Send me home.

PSN link: https://psnprofiles.com/KalMeSuperman

Link to Assassin’s Creed: Shadows: https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0001-PPSA20396_00-GAME000000000000