My Aftonsparv

So me and my friend got an aftonsparv a while back. His name is "Lilla laktos intolerant" why you may ask. Well, when we got him we found a pack of whipped cream that was full. It was the whipped cream that is like in a carton and it is not whipped, you whip it up yourself. I stomped on the carton and it exploded. Poor aftonsparv got the unwhipped cream on him and hes traumatized. So he is lactose intolerant 😢 He has ptsd. Thats his tragic backstory