"Do you work here?"

Let me set the scene....

Me: wearing the red treats rewards t shirt, my name tag, and a walkie attached to my back pocket, standing next to a cart full of "Return to Petsmart DC" boxes, actively unloading them and stocking the treat shelf.

Customer: Do you work here?

Just for shits and giggles, tell me how you would've answered this if you were allowed to say what you wanted to 😆