Help! If you were a box of charging cords where would you be?

I moved to a new house a month ago and haven't finished unpacking. I had a box of cords sitting out and now I can't find it. I need it! Someone stole my car over the weekend. I need to pick my child up from school by bicycle in less than 6 hours, but the ebike has no charge left after this morning's ride! I can't do these hills unassisted! It's a 2 1/2 mile ride, uphill both ways. (Not even kidding...it's VERY hilly where I live!)

I know my brain was like "this box of cords looks ugly sitting out, I'll just tidy up and put them XXXXX where they'll be out of the way". I really hate my brain sometimes. I have limited time to find the cord and charge the bike before I have to go get him. Fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk

P.S. Thanks for stealing my car asshole! I'm an unemployed single mom of 2 with ADHD... my life was hard enough.