More annoying manufactured personality: dog people or runners?

You all know the type. Late 20s to mid 30s. Mediocre career that allows for leisure time but not necessarily enough disposable income for travel or unique life experiences.

Probably grew up in a middle to upper middle class suburb outside of a major metro. Lack of personality or any type of ambition that would pull their time into something of importance.

What is a millennial to do? Join a run club, get a dog, or worst of all....BOTH.

I find these two manufactured personalities to be the most annoying (followed by the "Adulting!" Millenial).

Ps: if you're triggered by this, its likely because you are one of them