My God just behave for fucks sake

I just turned 23 and everyone wants to start a damn war. How about we just don't?! Just don't fucking kill people or something? I swear to God if I have to die because some grown ass men want to make a dick size comparison I'm gonna reincarnate as a pigeon and shit on their fucking heads and their expensive ass cars. God forbid a human being wants some peace and quiet.