When someone calls Alestorm just a meme band

Imagine surviving a Kraken attack, only to be sunk by someone who thinks real pirate metal is “cringe.” 🤦‍♂️ We don’t listen to sea shanties - we rage on oceans of beer! 🍻 Raise yer tankards, mates, and shame the landlubbers! 🏴‍☠️

Would you like a second, slightly edgier or more chaotic version too? 🎸🏴‍☠️