Macbeth vs Malcolm ERB me (and a friend) made in year 10

Please don't slaughter us it was year 10 😭😭😭

Malcolm:

Your pathetic wife offed herself

After she saw you and the witches snoggin

I'll hang you head up on my shelf

After I cut off your noggin

Macbeth with your Mac-Swagger

But really you're a phoney

Got nightmares because of a dagger

And cheffed up his homie

Macbeth:

The blood in my veins runs blue

Stop whining like a baby

And it's king of Scots to you

So what I killed your Lady

Macduff but I'm Mac-buff

You got no girls I got three witches

I'm Mac-strong and Mac-tough

I can't be killed by no sons of b***hes

The apparitions have spoke

I'm highest in the great chain of being

Born of a woman, what a joke

Like Fleance you'll soon be fleeing

Macduff:

"My bars are in my sword"

When you saw Burnam wood you tripped

Macbeth:

I was chosen by the Lord (liar)

Macduff:

"From my mother's womb, untimely ripped"

[stabs Mabeth]